I read this piece of news today in a newspaper and I wanted to share it with you:

Crack team arse-about

A German pensioner is suing a hospital after she checked in for an operation on her leg - and woke up to find she had been give a new anus.
The clinic in Hochfranken in Bavaria has suspended the surgical team concerned after they apparently mixed up the notes for two patients.
The woman complainant was expecting an operation on her leg, while another patient suffering from incontinence was scheduled for surgery on her sphincter.
The woman, who still needs to have the leg operation, is planning to sue the hospital but is looking around for another hospital to carry out the work.

How about that?!!!!