A List Of Things You Don't Want To Hear During Sur, and some doctors jokes!
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A List Of Things You Don't Want To Hear During Sur, and some doctors jokes!| SpAwNmania |
Posted: November 24, 2007 05:22 am
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Taking History...  Group: Medical Students Posts: 45 Member No.: 1342 Joined: November 22, 2007  |
A List of Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:
Oops! Has anyone seen my watch? Come back with that! Bad Dog! Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingy Damn, there go the lights again... Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. What do you mean, he's not insured? Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch" What do you mean "You want a divorce"! FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out! A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination. "I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says. "Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks. "10..." says the doctor. "10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately. "10...9...8...7..." A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing isn't as good as it used to be. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you." The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?" He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again. Still no response, so he moves to five feet. still no answer. Finally he stands directly behind her and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!" Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike. Hospital officials say they will find out what the Doctors' demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs!" The difference between a neurotic and a psychotic is that, while a psychotic thinks that 2 + 2 = 5, a neurotic knows the answer is 4, but it worries him. Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday. A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!" |
 
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| m_thebrave |
Posted: November 24, 2007 07:28 am
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Palpating... Group: Medical Students Posts: 120 Member No.: 1188 Joined: August 09, 2007 |
nice topic..
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| m7md7atem |
 Posted: November 24, 2007 02:25 pm
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Diagnosing... Group: Medical Students Posts: 1688 Member No.: 142 Joined: October 14, 2005 |
Funny
Thanks 4 sharing |
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| kenzo |
Posted: November 24, 2007 02:47 pm
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Auscultating... Group: Medical Students Posts: 863 Member No.: 1061 Joined: May 11, 2007 |
nice one, thanks for sharing
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| SpAwNmania |
Posted: November 24, 2007 06:17 pm
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Taking History... Group: Medical Students Posts: 45 Member No.: 1342 Joined: November 22, 2007 |
welcome guys any time!...my pleasure!
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| sweet |
Posted: November 29, 2007 01:42 am
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Auscultating... Group: Medical Students Posts: 468 Member No.: 1155 Joined: July 22, 2007 |
funny soooooooo funny
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